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Secure

The Foundation secures anomalies with the goal of preventing them from falling into the hands of civilian or rival agencies, through extensive observation and surveillance and by acting to intercept such anomalies at the earliest opportunity.

Contain

The Foundation contains anomalies with the goal of preventing their influence or effects from spreading, by either relocating, concealing, or dismantling such anomalies or by suppressing or preventing public dissemination of knowledge thereof.

Protect

The Foundation protects humanity from the effects of such anomalies as well as the anomalies themselves until such time that they are either fully understood or new theories of science can be devised based on their properties and behavior. The Foundation may also neutralize or destroy anomalies as an option of last resort, if they are determined to be too dangerous to be contained.

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[–] the_toast_is_gone 39 points 2 months ago (4 children)

My favorite is 294. It's not under containment, it just has guards beside it in the break room and only authorized personnel can use it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I would like one cup of scp 294's liquid components

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

This one was super interesting!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think my favourite sentence is:

As suggested, SCP-294 was moved to the 2nd floor personnel break room as a money-saving venture.

[–] the_toast_is_gone 4 points 2 months ago

I find it odd that the SCP foundation would have to worry about money, but we all know how bean counters are.

[–] Bashnagdul 3 points 2 months ago

Blood of Christ and getting red wine is a Chad move

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

Isn’t there one, 3008, that’s just an endless ikea with staff monsters inside

Im not well versed in scp but I remember reading the entry and a journal from the perspective of a victim and made a really good read

[–] BreadOven 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or an office chair with clothes piles on it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit, it's in my bedroom D:

[–] BreadOven 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But not your undergarments, apparently.

[–] BreadOven 2 points 2 months ago

Agreed. That's nice of it.

[–] Sanctus 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] HeyJoe 7 points 2 months ago

So basically the story of Slurm.

[–] ekZepp 6 points 2 months ago

Mmmm.... Pepsibacon... mmmm 🤤

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

PEPSI MAN.wav

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

There's one by Hughes that eats your memories. It walks through floors and walls like they aren't there. You can see it coming from far away, even with your eyes closed.

You kill it by beating it to death with a hard drive.

Looks like an office executive type guy.