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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Police said the restaurant manager, who was released from detention after a few days, soon reopened his business and started selling pizza number 40 with the the cocaine side order again.

I would say the dude is not the brightest bulb in the box but he barely qualifies for a night light.

[–] satanmat 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A number 39: 16.99

A number 40:: 80.00

Nothing to see here.

[–] datelmd5sum 5 points 2 months ago

I don't have to eat in a couple of days aftering getting the #40 so it's actually pretty good value.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where did you order that pizza??

I'd like to avoid ordering from it.

[–] woelkchen 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Thanks! I won't be ordering from them! If somebody did, that's not me!

[–] iamericandre 9 points 2 months ago

Ask for the Bob Marley extra crispy

[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just hope those spoilsport cops don't examine the "oregano" too closely..

[–] Maalus 6 points 2 months ago

They did, they got 400 grams of oregano

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Phew, lucky they didn't order extra anchovies!

[–] RangerJosie 1 points 2 months ago

Thats just good customer service. No notes.

Bet the reviews are glowing and the pizza is fire.