this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

don't put the punchline in the title

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What do you mean I can't put the plot twist and ending in the trailer?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This meme just isn’t metal enough for me ;)

[–] TheGoldenGod 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This got me to snort hot coffee out my nose lol. 🥴

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

A typical self-burn.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Acsheewweeleeeyy it should be 0Mg

[–] neumast 11 points 1 year ago

Oooor there is 0mg of Mg in his body

[–] atomicorange 2 points 1 year ago

I came to make this comment, and expected to be downvoted into oblivion. I’m so proud of Lemmy today.

[–] robocall 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TheGoldenGod 8 points 1 year ago

I’m sad it took this long for someone to realize how this was a shit post lol.

[–] TheLobotomist 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

M should be capital, mg means milligrams

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I thought he has 0 mg of Mg

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

0 milligrams? That's a very precise nothing!

[–] TheGoldenGod 2 points 1 year ago
[–] 70141279 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"you're also low on Manganese, take these pills" "0Mn 0Mn 0Mn 0Mn 0Mn "

[–] dolla 3 points 1 year ago

Manganese nutz

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

TAKE YOUR FILTHY UPVOTE!

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