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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Everytime 😭

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Yup πŸ˜’

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Little peace accords between species this morning. Someone hangs out a seed mix that's the neighbourhood buffet breakfast

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Multicultural Melbourne β™₯

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I heard what I can only assume was an ibis warbling, sort of like a magpie, coming out of the cemetery lake colony this morning.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Fun fact: Rainbow Lorikeets can live for 30 years!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I’m back with pizza!

Looks like pineapple and some green capsicum and something leafy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Breaking News

The Surprise Pizza, formerly known as The Mystery Pizza, has landed. The most anticipated pizza all day. Enjoy lucky Winner. Enjoy.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The banana is hiding underneath.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Goodnight everyone ❀️

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Night night!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Staying up laaaaate because fuck it, why not? I'm and adult, I'm allowed to relax with no commitments tomorrow!

In fact... I'm going to have chocolate ice cream.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Earlier I was going to go out to buy some coffee on half price.

Walked out the door dressed up and gave up and went back in.

Having of those days today.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Cried for like the first 1.5 hours of my work day. Awesome.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Oh no. πŸ˜”

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I dug (another) hole!

This one will be dedicated to potat and only potat. Should be twice as big hopefully by the end.

Was also about to start the chillo patch on the left there (which looks awful for now). Not stressed have a month to sort that. Disconnected the water but apparently I left it on and it went off just as my head was right near the drip line was aimed at my face.
I sounded like this

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's my birthday in a month.

It's rare that I'm excited for it, but for the moment, Im looking forward to it.

Also, tuna pasta sauce doesn't last as long as I thought, as I found out today...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I planned on a nice relaxing day today but the man is here and it's hard to relax with the energizer bunny hopping around asking if there's anything I'd like him to do. Yes, go outside and don't come back for a really long time. I know that's mean and I know I'm lucky but he's been bopping around since 8 am and I'm tired watching him now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I completely understand. 'What can I do to help?'..... sit there and pretend you're not here because I've got stuff to do.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I'm trying to update my bank account details on my work's payroll software and it's not letting me do it. So I sent an email to payroll, and almost signed it off with "Retards" instead of "Regards". Just one of those days.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

When Mickey is dozing on my chair he is always in the mood for kisses. He starts purring like a tractor when I kiss his belly, and he starts rolling over more to make sure I kiss it all. It's the only time I can touch his tummy without losing an appendage; hands and arms are absolutely no go, only face!

Pic of him rolled over after I kissed his whoooole tummy, I stop when he stops purring πŸ‘€ I'm not gonna push him with my eyes so close to his claws lol

fluffy belly boi

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Train issues. Catch an uber. Driver gets out at every traffic light to stretch.

Interesting.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Car seat doesn't fit/badly adjusted. Back issues consequent on that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Before Uber we used to have real taxi drivers that had those roller bead things hanging on their seats

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Car version of stopping at every station.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

New manager at work has a macaw! She showed me lots of bird pics. <3

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Linux sysadmin horror story

I did the thing....the rm -rf * thing in the wrong directory

😱

Did not take out the server but did take out one of those legacy Cron jobs that's been running for years but no-one quite remembers how it works and it turns out it was not being backed up (that was a fun additional realisation) and kinda sorta really important.

Eek.

Just spent the last few hours surgically reinstating the code from and out of date backup.

Fingers crossed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Laneway Festival ticket acquired. Friend and her friends got some too! So now we are going together as a big group and I have something to look forward to :)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Second big thing done for the week, finishing up at one job. While I know it was the best choice for everyone there is certainly a feeling of sadness/loss. I'm going to try walk some of it off and let it flow through.

After uni tomorrow my next biggest things for the week are (a) ramping up the rental search, (b) massive cleaning on weekend

E: walk done, sweat exuded, shower and OMITB and dinner and early sleep tonight I think. Uni library first thing tomorra

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

A dude just got on the train with a 6 pack of beer and a huge pizza. Tempted to offer a trade for an iPhone 13, the smell is incredible!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Oh that reminds me. The pigeon babies left the nest. both seemed to survive ok. But before I could trim the damn hedges another pigeon moved in and laid some eggs. Damn things are like tribbles.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)

New glasses ordered and paid for. Fuck they weren't cheap :(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

With private insurance, I get a ~$200/yr annual allowance. Curiously, some optometrists have sales of glasses for ~$200. Pure coincidence, I'm certain.

Anyway, I effectively get glasses for free (I don't, private health insurance is expensive) and was browsing on the weekend for something I don't actually desperately need because that allowance expires in 8 weeks.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Wanted to import the discussion about this address from the other place.

https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-vic-toorak-146320444

It's super nice but no way it's worth $50M+ right? It's not even in the part of the Yarra where you could go for a swim.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Ok I’m tracking now. It’s like the minutes of last meeting in the title. The mystery pizza.

There must be at least couple common ingredients that they always have leftover, but then it depends on the pizza joint as well and the longevity of the ingredients. Hmm tricky.

Although anchovies probably aren’t regularly requested, they do keep well so I’m guessing they won’t be a topping.

I can’t think of any pizza I would turn my nose up at though.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I can't wait to move back to the inner city. It's so isolating here. Like, I'm the only person here in a weird way.

I don't see anyone often except for the train in the morning. Or the supermarket.

So lifeless.

I have to wait if/until I pass probation.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

I'm counting down until we find out what the mystery pizza is

patience is a virtue πŸ•β”

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)

No, you may not draw a dick on your council ballot paper…

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Possums scrambling at top speed along the fence… they sound like a herd of elephants

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