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Them: Knock knock!

Me: Who's there?

Them: Unicorn.

Me: Unicorn who?

Them: Unicorn. Unicorn. Stop saying unicorn.

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[–] dohpaz42 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whatever you do, don’t tell them the orange/banana knock knock joke. I made that mistake…. 😬

[–] toynbee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know, they would love that joke.

I would be exhausted of it, but they would love it.

[–] dohpaz42 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When my kid was a toddler we told her, “Why did the turkey crosse the road? Because the chicken was on vacation.”

She thought it was hilarious and would retell it with 2 random things she could see at the time: “Why did the couch cross the road? Because the floor was on vacation.”

[–] toynbee 4 points 1 month ago

That's awesome, I love it.

[–] dexa_scantron 4 points 1 month ago