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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The little handwritten seal like a child might make as they don’t understand the purpose but enjoy the stylings of official big boy papers.

[–] lemonmelon 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fosheze 10 points 2 months ago

That actually describes most sov cit stuffpretty well. It's like a law cargo cult.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Salagadoola menchicka boola

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo,

Put 'em together and what have you got?

Sovcit ordidy-boo

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think he’s trying to say his drivers license is a contract between the state and itself, therefore laws do not apply to him.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You did better than me at interpreting that word salad.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Helps to know SovCit’s favorite arguments like everything is a contract, you don’t have jurisdiction, that’s not really me, etc.

[–] VindictiveJudge 3 points 2 months ago

They're literally Patrick in the Patrick and Man Ray meme.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

They have it all figured out - except for when to use "an" instead of "a"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oooo, I had my own little seal too, once, when I was an edgy teen. I never tried to use it in a correspondence; maybe that was my mistake. If I had, would I be getting everything for free now, or do I need to use the magic incantations, too?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And the bloody fingerprint.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Ewwww. How is that not considered a biohazard? Is it legal to mail people bodily fluids?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

He’s an ambassador of Christ. I wanna meet Christ. I need to get in touch with this man!