this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago

transforms hundreds of bats stuck in the suit.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Does the radiation filter on the helmet prevent them from dying in direct line of sight to the sun? Do they die from any sun's light or just from our solar system?

[–] flicker 14 points 3 months ago

Ah. The Superman loophole.

[–] toynbee 9 points 3 months ago

Well, most nights, sunlight still bounces off the moon before it hits the earth and its inhabitants. This could imply that the sunlight is only dangerous to a vampire prior to interacting with another solid object. If one is willing to assume that the lens and its various filters qualify as a solid object, that could explain the lack of death.

Presumably the only reason they don't employ this loophole on Earth is because an astronaut just walking around would draw unwanted attention.

Alternatively, perhaps the vampire keeps its back towards the nearest star at all times.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This makes me wonder how the space snake bit Morty in Rick and Morty.

Just checked. Holes/valves/airlocks for the fangs:

[–] ch00f 3 points 3 months ago

Aw is that canon? I liked how they didn’t explain it in the show.

[–] RubberElectrons 6 points 3 months ago
[–] EvilBit 3 points 3 months ago

I prefer my space vampires Mathilda May-shaped.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I need to see this animated.