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[–] dohpaz42 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Or, the best one of all, mis-quote a known fact in their earshot. You’ll have every engineer’s attention at that point.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Parenthesis matching algorithms run in O(n^2) time

[–] Shard 1 points 1 week ago

We need to enhance our endofactor detection rates.

[–] FuglyDuck 25 points 3 months ago

Foolproof: break the coffee maker and then say “there has got to be a better way to get your attention.”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

What worked on my friend (in other words, what pissed my friend off) was saying "Why don't you..." and then proposing something other than what he was doing, with bonus points for proposing an idea that came to mind there and then without thinking about it much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Hi Satan... and/or my wife.

[–] HootinNHollerin 12 points 3 months ago

I’d add one more: wouldn’t it be cool if this thing had …

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Where's the part of the chart for 'Mention TurboEncabulator'?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 0 points 3 months ago

There's gotta be a better way to raise your alt-right incel son, Greg