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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The 5th cheese is always ricotta. Like, no shade to ricotta, but if I wanted fancy cottage cheese, I would be eating lasagna. Not to mention that it is the number two stomach killer of cheeses, right behind the cheese your dad insists he just bought, but it has a promo on it for a signed ball by Stockton and Malone. That cheese is so old and moldy it has basically become a more expensive cheese.

[–] RagingRobot 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ricotta is a boring cheese. No cheese flavor just white mush. Gross

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, fancy cottage cheese

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 2 months ago

It's the Ancient Cheese of Foresight!

[–] SmoothLiquidation 17 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Nobody wants a five cheese pizza. That is when they break out the weird cheeses.

[–] ValorieAF 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Feta cheese on pizza is delicious

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Yup, the weird cheeses.

But yeah, it is delicious.

[–] nickhammes 9 points 2 months ago

I will not stand for this gorgonzola slander

[–] RagingRobot 2 points 2 months ago

Paneer pizza

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I'm not saying you're wrong, but I bet I could come up with five non-weird cheeses pretty easily.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There aren’t even any tomatoes on it. He really did lose the wrong son.

[–] fluxion 6 points 2 months ago

The tomatoes were turned into a delicious sauce underneath the cheese. Just cause Boromir was more obvious with his tomatoes doesn't make it better!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Denethor prefers tomatoes raw. More explosive power.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Five pizzas?

[–] Hobbes_Dent 4 points 2 months ago

Boromir would have-a brought-a five.

[–] Xenny 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Boromir would have brought one with tomatoes on it

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 2 points 2 months ago

When your son brings you a pizza but there's no tomato sauce.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Well yeah you fucking cannibal.