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D'oh (i.imgur.com)
submitted 4 months ago by TehBamski to c/microblogmemes
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[–] bcgm3 62 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Han Solo: Great, kid! don't get cocky!

[–] SkyezOpen 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

Perhaps he knew exactly what he was doing

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Dick Armstrong

[–] Hobbes_Dent 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

One-eye Jedi.

Edit: One-eye the Jedi anti-Tie fly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Polishing Lord Vader's helmet

Tinkering with the R2 unit

Grooming the wookie

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

XXX-Wing

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Maybe with the shading and coloring it looks better?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The X-Wing has always been obviously modeled after a circumcised dick.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jews In Space...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Speuwzh...

[–] beebarfbadger 1 points 4 months ago

Are you telling me that the inventor of Jizz music would intentionally hide uncouth things in his movies? I'm sorry, but that seems rather far-fetched.

What, you think I'm kidding?

[–] whotookkarl 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Red 5, standing by

[–] jaybone 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dick 5, standing by.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Red rocket, standing by.

[–] WhyFlip 5 points 4 months ago

Wielding the meat saber.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I dunno, that shit is pretty awesome. I don't even like tattoos.