"Our AI praises Jesus, so we know it's a good guy, because as you know, all American Christians are good people and there definitely isn't an undercurrent of racism in our religion or praising false idols who fit every description of the Antichrist."
"Seriously, you know you can trust us because we believe in God and Jesus and that means we're Good People."
I just woke up and now I need a fucking drink this is so god damned stupid.