this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

But that's probably what he's going for!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

More importantly: why does God need glasses and where does he get them?

[–] Iheartcheese 19 points 1 month ago

The glasses store

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Specsaviours

[–] Duamerthrax 3 points 1 month ago

Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I always knew those empty frames would end up being cool... ( •_•)>⌐■-■

ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

[–] robocall 14 points 1 month ago

The volcanos keep things interesting

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its easy. Humans suck. Volcanoes are awesome!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

creates volcanos

neat. this is dope.

checks back a couple days later

ah fuck. A human-infestation again

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Maybe he had a deadline.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

could God make a soy so powerful that even He would soyface?

[–] yamanii 5 points 1 month ago

RNG makes the game more fun.

[–] Num10ck 5 points 1 month ago

sportsmanship.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

No risk, no fun.

[–] AstridWipenaugh 4 points 1 month ago

The lord works in mysterious ways. We mortals cannot comprehend the depth of his glory.......... lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Get rid of the ones he made murderers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

God filled the world with cool ass shit and let people live in a special place where none of that cool ass shit would kill them. Then those smartass fucks thought they were better so he kicked them out like the gangster he is

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

If you have hand of creation itself... making something made in your image, not immune to viruses that you also created is kind of worse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago