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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by BrownianMotion to c/jokes
 

The police have detained me, as an iWitness.

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[–] OsakaWilson 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I began reading the title to the room without knowing where it was going. Now they all hate me.

[–] BrownianMotion 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] OsakaWilson 1 points 1 year ago

They'll be fine. I'll be fine. Just lots of groans all around. They don't truly hate me.

[–] beefbaby182 1 points 1 year ago

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