this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2024
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[–] jqubed 89 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sounds like anon needs some help with social interaction. If mom can schedule the appointment, maybe mom can help anon pick a haircut in advance.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Setting out the wardrobe for the day would be helpful too.

[–] jaybone 6 points 1 month ago

No more hair gets in the way while anon is breastfeeding.

[–] Delphia 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or say to the barber "Just make me look good".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Every barber I have said that to has asked me for specicifics.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least it's temporary. A couple of weeks at worst.

[–] HonoraryMancunian 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends how long it previously was, he might not be happy with it for months

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Possible. But he'll look normal enough not to cry. A high protein diet helps speed it up.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Eh, I started balding <30. At least I don't have to go to the hairdressers anymore.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This image anon used, it's like
power in misery