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submitted 3 months ago by Usernameblankface to c/dadjokes

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He says he can't. I'm so bummed.

This club can't even Handel me right now

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[–] dhork 15 points 3 months ago

Don't get too discouraged. You'll be Bach.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Don't Ravel on it too much. Im sure he'll get Handel Bach on the entry Lizst.

depending on a few factors, you may be horrified or delighted to find a Wolfgang. present.

[–] jordanlund 4 points 3 months ago

Orff course not...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Don't go Bach

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

They don't have Mozartists.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Mahler? I hardly knew 'er.