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[–] NickwithaC 13 points 1 week ago

The original pocket whale!

[–] Exusia 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When I go out I have to check my pockets for my Whale Sculpture 1200-600 Chumash culture

[–] positiveWHAT 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Little did they know people would enjoy this cute little thing over 2 millennia later.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

CE would mean less than 2000 years, also I believe they ment 1200-1600 instead of 600.

[–] positiveWHAT 2 points 1 week ago

Ah, that would make sense!

[–] JigglySackles 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or they meant BCE. I think Chumash culture was around in BCE. Not sure if it was Chumash then or not though. But there were people in the southern CA region for like 11k years and that's where the Chumash were.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Could be, but at least when I try to google that artefact I get results which show 1200-1600.

[–] JigglySackles 1 points 1 week ago

Insert wellThereItIs.gif here.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is a sex toy. This is for people who want to try stimulating their prostate without the help of another person.

[–] colderr 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JigglySackles 1 points 1 week ago

With a very well used...fin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Come off it, you got that at ikea.

[–] Noodle07 4 points 1 week ago

Original Blåhaj

[–] feedum_sneedson 3 points 1 week ago

Proto-Sybian

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whale whale whale, what do we have here?

[–] colderr 1 points 1 week ago