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I'm not proud of it but I refuse to be ashamed (self.confession)

submitted 3 months ago by edg to c/[email protected]

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I ate so many Olive Garden breadsticks for dinner that I had to wake up twice to have diarrhea. Right now I'm empty but the situation is so dire that I can't trust a fart.

Those breadsticka are so damn good.

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[–] TwoBeeSan 6 points 3 months ago

Sometimes it has to be that way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Showed this to my girlfriend and said "I didn't know you had a lemmy account". I have seen her go through exactly this. She recommends asking for a side of their alfredo sauce to dip the breadsticks in.

[–] edg 1 points 3 months ago

I'd probably be popping off at both ends if I'd done that.

[–] carmanut 4 points 3 months ago

Go off, King

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

They used to be better

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How did bread give you diarrhea?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Those things are loaded with fake butter. They're dangerous if you have poor impulse control.

[–] edg 3 points 3 months ago

That's my guess. The massive amounts of sodium probably didn't help.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Ahhh, that would do it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The title made me think this was going to be way deeper.

No fart shall ever be trusted !

[–] edg 2 points 3 months ago

You start getting philosophical when spilling your guts at 4am.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

this is an ad

[–] edg 5 points 3 months ago

Yup. I got paid $300 by Darden Restaurants, Inc. to say their food gave me the squirts..