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I'm not proud of it but I refuse to be ashamed (self.confession)
submitted 3 months ago by edg to c/[email protected]
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I ate so many Olive Garden breadsticks for dinner that I had to wake up twice to have diarrhea. Right now I'm empty but the situation is so dire that I can't trust a fart.

Those breadsticka are so damn good.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Showed this to my girlfriend and said "I didn't know you had a lemmy account". I have seen her go through exactly this. She recommends asking for a side of their alfredo sauce to dip the breadsticks in.

[โ€“] edg 1 points 3 months ago

I'd probably be popping off at both ends if I'd done that.