Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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Tony

Bonus - What do you call a religious man with no ankles? Shinto

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[–] Lost_My_Mind 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought you'd call him Cotton Hill.

[–] capt_wolf 14 points 1 month ago

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

"...they blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty."

[–] Aarrodri 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm lost..can you explain?

[–] BlameItOnSomeone 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Toe-knee

[–] edgemaster72 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Feet and ankles: am I a joke to you?

[–] Vandals_handle 4 points 1 month ago

Why do we have ankles?

To keep the calves from the corn.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Between the toes and the knees lie the shins.

Take away the shins and you're left with Toe-Knee.

Tony.

[–] Aarrodri 4 points 1 month ago

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Bonus bonus What do you call a man with no torso?

Asscheeks