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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm told one time in my sleep I sat up, looked down the hall, and said "You can't see it from here but it can see you.". Then laid down again and went quiet. My partner at the time was not amused

[–] BottleOfAlkahest 22 points 3 months ago

I had a partner once who sat straight up in bed and announced, "Somesone else is in here." They then promptly fell back asleep...me, not so much...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 10 points 3 months ago

I once asked my ex husband "does it have Scweppevescence" (it was a tag line in a ginger ale commercial), and told my current husband that I had figured out the tile problem.

[–] aeronmelon 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Her subconscious abhors a vacuum. And anything that isn’t a crab.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Evolution provrs that all of our dreams eventually lead to CRAB

[–] idunnololz 24 points 3 months ago
[–] jabber 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I did something similar in order to honour my missus. :)

https://mastodon.social/@sarahoncesaid

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 5 points 3 months ago

This is wonderful!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Oh, I like these!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Crabby even.

Edit oh goddamnit it I didn’t see your username.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anyone have others? I don't want to go on Twitter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] Crackhappy 4 points 3 months ago

I pretty often will wake up giggling.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

The crab is always looking at the sea so that it never goes into it when going side to side. All it knows is anger. Deep.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

She's achieved the ultimate crab form

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We will all become crab.

Contrasts on having a girlfriend who shares her awesome dreams with you in real-time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Her consciousness has become crab due to carcinisation

[–] EfreetSK 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh sleep talking nonsense is the best! When I was in college my roommate wrote down what I said whe I was sleeping, it could be roughly translated like this:

"We have a crooked goat in our head that we can grab by the wall and then we can go fuck ourselves because we've had enough of it and that's it"

I couldn't make this shit up even if I tried ...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

sounds like what autocorrect would say when you click the suggested word over and over

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 1 points 3 months ago