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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Maybe add "from the South" to the end of the question?

Good joke tho',

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy

Make them work for the punchline.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

Wait...

Is he a real redneck AND a real hippy at the same time??

Or is he maybe just half redneck, half hippy?

Because if it's the latter, then you need to start your counting like:

1/2 mrs hippy, 1 mrs hippy, 1 1/2 mrs hippy...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

when it's half hippie and half redneck you have to assign the fox worthy curve of entanglement so it becomes 1/3 Mrs hippy 2/3 Mrs hippy and then 3 thirds if yanto.