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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." -- rando convenience store customer in Clerks, 1994

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How is that not a porn fetish yet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, somehow I doubt it isn't.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Search engine challenge of the day: Find another source for this behavior.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

.... I..... I'm a primary source....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

RFK probably.

[–] EvilBit 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guess this is like #7 or so on the “Jobs that cause ejaculation” list?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

#1: Mortician

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

You know I might regret saying this but that cuttle fish is literally me

[–] P1k1e 5 points 1 month ago

I love your job too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Dr. Dugong?