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[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Dr. Dugong?

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." -- rando convenience store customer in Clerks, 1994

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

How is that not a porn fetish yet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Oh, somehow I doubt it isn't.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Search engine challenge of the day: Find another source for this behavior.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

.... I..... I'm a primary source....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

RFK probably.

[–] EvilBit 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess this is like #7 or so on the “Jobs that cause ejaculation” list?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

#1: Mortician

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

You know I might regret saying this but that cuttle fish is literally me

[–] P1k1e 5 points 1 day ago

I love your job too