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[–] synapse1278 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Of course it exists. Here is your seductive soup of the night:

soupe à l'oignon

[–] DaMonsterKnees 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Friend, imma go ahead and say don't stick your dick in that

[–] ladicius 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Naming your spoon or fork "dick" is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences.

After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.

[–] FlyingSquid 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

However, "I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta" leads to many questions.

[–] rovingnothing29 4 points 2 months ago

That's why it's provocative, no one knows what it means.

[–] DaMonsterKnees 5 points 2 months ago

Fool, you gotta let that shit SOAK. Lol, well played, friend.

[–] psycho_driver 2 points 2 months ago

Has anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 2 months ago

Imma go ahead and say don't stick your dick in any soup. Except maybe gazpacho.

[–] synapse1278 2 points 2 months ago

You cannot rush things with an onion soup! It's best enjoyed with lengthy foreplay, such as gentle blow, or delicately teasing the crust.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I personally prefer Cary Grant humiliating himself than Eric Idle, but your mileage may vary...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What about Gene Wilder humiliating himself?

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 2 months ago

My favorite would be John Gielgud, but I couldn't find an image.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought my link was Gene Wilder?

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 2 months ago

Oh is it? My mistake.

[–] psycho_driver 4 points 2 months ago

Oh geez, now I can't wait to use this to creep my next waitress out, complete with Groucho eyebrow lifts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Day-soup! Ah-ah-ah!

[–] jonkenator 2 points 2 months ago

Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?

[–] MissJinx 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cheese cream.inside italian vread with wine! Amazing. Just make sure your bathroom is reachable.next day