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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm a transgender illegal alien who recently went to jail and got a sex change. Anybody wanna share pet recipes?

[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hows about I share with you one of my favorites. Dog tongue soup with a dash of hamster meat! Yum.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was thinking more along the lines of big black cockatiel as long as I don't have to foot the bill. But beggars can't be choosers so I'll take what you're dishing.

[–] jaybone -1 points 1 week ago

All I read was big black cock as long as a foot you’ll be taking.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow they do sex changes in jail now? What futuristic country.

[–] NikkiDimes 2 points 1 week ago

Forcibly. Especially for children.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And 79800% more likely to be shot by a cop.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My poor little guy couldn't put his hands up because he has paws instead 😔

[–] jaybone 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah I bet he doesn’t even speak English.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

We don't speak English in these parts, we speak 'Merican!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

~~Republican Governor~~ cop

Fixed

[–] grue 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, it's true as-written too. Given that Kristi Noem shooting her dog is documented fact, whereas "immigrants are eating yer pets!!!!111!" is entirely fictional bullshit pulled directly from some MAGA nutjob's unwashed ass, 1 instance vs. 0 instances does indeed mean the former is (infinitely) more likely.

It's just that a cop shooting your pet is even more likely (by several orders of magnitude) than a Republican governor doing it. But again, both are literally infinitely more likely than fictional lies that don't happen.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There are some cultures that eat dog BUUUUT the vast majority of immigrants to the US are not from those places.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

you probably eat pigs, but I don't think the local farmer has to worry about you stealing one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

In places where there is the consumption of animals that we consider pets, people don't just like, steal someone's cat or dog and eat the fucker. People love their pets and would get fucking mad if someone else killed it and ate it. I'm sure there might be rare exceptions where some shitty human goes and eats a pet, but there are crazy assholes everywhere (like the lady in Canton that everyone is claiming is Haitian). Places that eat animals farm those animals, whether it's cows, chickens, or dogs.

You absolutely did not say that they eat pets there, just that they eat dog. I am positive you're not insinuating anything bad, but I feel that it should be made abundantly clear for everyone else that nobody is eating pets anywhere.

God, this whole stupid thing pisses me off and has me making dumb comments. I should get off my damn phone.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Fuck, that Michigan case just ruined my morning.

[–] Squorlple 21 points 1 week ago

Don’t forget about getting shot in the face by a Republican Vice President

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I finally looked up this guy after seeing his leftist griftosphere reply guy antics on Twitter before Musk burned that site to the ground and it turns out he has a design company in New York. I checked out the website and boy, it does not look like he's designed anything since the late 90s. No wonder he spends all his time posting gotchas on social media.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

He’s been busy designing clever clapbacks. They’re pretty good clapbacks, though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Kristi Noem Conducts Independent Study on Use of Cricket as Alternative Protein

[–] catbum 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Alternative Protein ... because sourcing your nutrients somewhat humanely from a farmed food animal is WOKE PROPAGANDA

She looks like she subsists on a diet made purely of literal crickets and collagen injections anyway. Gives her that hollow, sinewy vibe she likes so much. And with all that lean protein just sitting there, why would she not give the freshly slaughtered Cricket a little nibble? Waste not, want not after all. Now that is the conservative way, Kristi!

[I hate that I wrote this out and that I'm supposedly her constituent.]

[–] jaybone 1 points 1 week ago

Is it not actually protein?

[–] Agent641 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Who is this dude? I see him alot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

For context, the dude is this ladies father

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641 2 points 6 days ago
[–] Homescool 5 points 1 week ago
[–] Thcdenton 6 points 1 week ago

Lol this smug goober again

[–] obinice 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I dunno, I imagine somewhere in the United Kingdom there's someone eating someone's pet, and we're a nation with a rich history of immigration, so they could well be an immigrant or the child of an immigrant.

Whereas we don't have many right-wing American government employees hanging about, you know?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

After Project 2025, which surely would have a form of it exported in the UK too (or, more likely an innate one receiving additional attention due to its counterpart's deployment "across the pond" as it were), there may be many many more of such.

Possibly on every street corner, maybe families could even help out, like if a child sees something that their parents do that is unpatriotic they could report it...

I must say this all seems a bit familiar somehow though? Oh well, surely ignoring our history won't lead anything bad, ever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Thats what the right wing American govt employees want you to think