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[–] rtxn 95 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

> dark and snowy level
> church organ

> clockwork/steampunk level
> 3/4 beat

> Aztec empire
> big band jazz straight out of an old-timey gangster flick for some fucking reason

[–] Contramuffin 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probably inspired by Donkey Kong - Jungle or anything associated with jungles are just jazz now

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

blame Tarzan, that was the first assosciation of bongo drums with the Jungle

[–] AngryCommieKender 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That or Civilization by Danny Kaye and The Andrews Sisters.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I love that song though

[–] taiyang 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, but it's still a bop. Soken usually sticks to the tropes, but after fighting things like fairy kings and bug dudes to very... unique boss themes, I think he gets a pass.

(I wonder if it was scored to be a "America" style theme. Would make more sense, lol)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think he might have watched The Emperor's New Groove.

[–] taiyang 1 points 2 months ago

I did feel like the main theme that plays during certain montages had a bit of a 90s feel to it. Probably the use of a choir. Lol

[–] rtxn 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

When I try to think of stereotypical "American" music, it's always either this, Trace Adkins, or Earl Scruggs. Soken made the right choice with Bones Malone and The Spooky Boys.

[–] taiyang 2 points 2 months ago

Oof, can you imagine a Trace Adkins style town theme. I can stand that of it music, haha.

Then again, you know Soken must have at least thought about it for the Western areas, complete with Koji Fox doing a fake twangy accent singing about booze, his ride, and those cow analogue things you can ride.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jungle level - Phil Collins

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Neon colored VR landscape: PVC pipe percussion

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Public domain Unity asset smooth jazz.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Cyberpunk level - industrial metal

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

"We like the paiiiin..... we like the paiiiiiin..... we like the paiiiin.... we like...... pain"
"pain.......pain......."

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Y-you shut your whore mouth right now! This is one of the jewels of that entire soundtrack.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

and who could forget:

"... nowhere to run.... I'll rub your bum.... EVERYTHING BURNS.... EVERYTHING BURNS..."

or

"... cuz it makes me feel better..." x 1000


I will say that I do completely like the "Lift me Up" song. It rewards the general drudgery with intermittent tranquil harmony

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

See you just have to find the thing that works for you. For me, I just love the variety and the odd little surprises (most of the stuff you can hear on the OST vol. 1)

And if I don't like it, I just shoot every goddamn speaker and radio in sight. That usually does the trick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

And if I don’t like it, I just shoot every goddamn speaker and radio in sight. That usually does the trick.

Amen

[–] Klear 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cartesian Duelists are the best. Also love me some TRAUMA.

[–] Klear 6 points 2 months ago

I will have none of that. That soundtrack is the best thing about the game.

[–] Psythik 1 points 2 months ago

With either 90s techno or 80s synths in another track.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Underwater level : PTSD from that temple

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

And the music speeds up when you start running out of air.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Thanks, now it's theme song is stuck in my head again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] LucasWaffyWaf 1 points 2 months ago

Now that's a name I haven't heard for a looooong time.

[–] Valmond 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dark underground levels: just random eerie background sounds

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I recommend viewing this for the most immersive la hee experience

[–] rtxn 9 points 2 months ago

Soken survived cancer while also composing one of the best songs for the single best story arc. He gets a free La Hee.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Seth? Yesssss I was right

[–] BugleFingers 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What level/level design would use Kpop?

Discuss

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Inner city/theme park area, especially if it's nighttime with lots of neon. Maybe a carnival pier.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I need to work on my education.

I know what drums are and I think the xylophone is a wooden glockenspiel.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tbh I’m surprised you know what a glockenspiel is but not a xylophone, lol (For the record… it’s pretty much just a bigger glockenspiel, yeah)

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everybody knows what a glockenspiel is.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 6 points 2 months ago

If this was real, the poster would have just listed the General MIDI program numbers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

SHP9500? Nice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I dunno... It slightly remembers me of Terraria soundtracks. Or RuneScape. I played them a long time ago, so I can't exactly remember.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Hiroki Kikuta: Everything vaguely polynesian somehow.