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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Anon doesn't actually play DnD and just made it up like every other greentext"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

what would happen in a real life high stakes de andy situation?

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 1 points 2 months ago

I have no clue what that's supposed to mean

[–] grue 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

> Nat 20
> The spell fails anyway because (a) congenital disabilities aren't wounds and (b) crits only apply to attacks to begin with

[–] Landless2029 17 points 5 months ago

I've seen many a game have a "absolute success/failure" rule.

Makes for good stories usually.

[–] kittyjynx 6 points 5 months ago

Also no healing spell requires an attack roll. In 3rd edition there were some spells that were Save (Harmless) that you could choose to try to make a saving throw to resist them. Once I was playing an Athar who would resist any spell granted by a deity but it was me rolling the dice not the caster.

[–] CluckN 25 points 5 months ago

“Ranlar with no experience walking let alone running falls to the ground immediately”

[–] Etterra 8 points 5 months ago

Cast Animate Object on the wheelchair and make it spin in place as fast as possible for the entire spell duration. Weeeee!