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submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/funny

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

ROCK AND STONE!

[–] SlowRoastedMadness 3 points 4 months ago

FOR KARL!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Strike the earth, my industrious progeny.

[–] ivanafterall 1 points 4 months ago

Ever since my little Hearst started talking, he won't stop babbling about "the color."

[–] netvor 16 points 4 months ago

So THAT's why Minecraft is so popular

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Little kids are ideal for tying a rope around the waist and lowering them into chimneys with a brush. Tell your friends.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is what 5G is programming into soft young untinfoiled brains.

We must first back, plug our younglings into dial-up only.

[–] HexesofVexes 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Hi ho, hi ho, it's down the mine you go.

Not toilet trained, and no wages gained!

Hihohiho hi ho, hi ho, it's back down the hole you'll go.

Now swing that pick you little di-

I think that's enough Disney today