this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 216 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There is no greater vote of confidence for a technology than sex workers adopting it. This should be cause for celebration.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 11 months ago (1 children)

🎼The Internet is for porn!🎢

[–] Bouncingbollocks 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The best indicator of reedot being truly dead is when the porn leaves

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Rip imgur and their new policy then...

[–] SpaceNoodle 140 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Misspelling "ads," "your," and "escort": priceless

[–] pizzatime 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

OP used a selfie for the 3rd pic

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Escourt with a u is just the Fr*nch way of putting the letter u everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

"escort" comes from the French "escorter".
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/escort

[–] [email protected] 84 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I honestly have no idea what fediverse ads you’re talking about.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Someone was posting Escort ads in the memes channel.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I have seen that too. Just report it. Done.:)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

That's why I did too :)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

what fediverse ads

Skippy said 'adds'; about escourts[sic].

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Okay, firstly, I'm not sure Gurgaon exists. Yes, I looked it up, yes it appears to have its own wikipedia entry and all that. But that just SOUNDS like a fantasy kingdom ruled by an evil wizard. So I would NOT trust any callgirls from some evil magical realm, thankyouverymuch.

[–] Mostly_Gristle 10 points 11 months ago

Right? Like you'd end up with magical form of syphilis, and you have to seek out a reclusive old warlock (who is trapped in the form of a talking animal due to a curse from a wizard duel in his youth) who is the only one in the kingdom who knows the secret to making the cure potion. You have to do this before the spell-charged spirochetes eat your brain and turn you into some kind of evil undead wraith.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm sorry but I would put more faith in catgirls from an evil magical realm ruled by an evil wizard to run a government than actual politicians.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Fair point. >_>

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Why not both? Latveria awaits!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

It's in INDIA? Man I guessed way wrong. Glad I looked that shit up

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sex work is real work.

Independent workers should be able to compete with larger corps under their own conditions.

Yay fediverse

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Oh, I thought we were discussing mastodon's sex work community, not rando ad-bots

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh did someone make a sex worker community somewhere?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Oh those disgusting sex worker communities. What's the name?

[–] paddirn 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thirsty people got to get something to drink somehow.

[–] Ryantific_theory 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Plus, if you check out the link OP posted, they offer "Gorgeous call girls in Gurgaon in 4.5k with free home delivery" lol. How could they turn down the Amazon Prime of escort services πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What does in 4.5k mean here?

[–] Ryantific_theory 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I assume it's 4.5k rupee, since Gurgaon is in India. No idea what that means in practice though lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thought it was some new kind of monitor resolution.

[–] Ryantific_theory 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, a comment about prostitutes generally a fair distance away from new tech releases lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

lol is that supposed to mean kilometers? That's even more funny.

[–] Ryantific_theory 1 points 11 months ago

Have you never seen shorthand for one thousand? Kilometers abbreviates to km.

[–] c0mbatbag3l 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheRedSpade 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] wesley 6 points 11 months ago

Every place online eventually becomes escort advertisements.