Couch, lube, a Barry White album.
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
981 points (98.2% liked)
Greentext
3994 readers
1754 users here now
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
founded 11 months ago
MODERATORS
Duct tape, Rope, newspaper
Super hard mode: 2 items
Vaginal cream and a fly swatter
Frozen pizza and canned pineapple
This is the best one so far 😂
Rope Duct tape Zip ties
Keep it simple.
Going to hoist yourself up and finally sort out that leaky drainpipe I see
Bleach, a saw, and cat litter.
