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submitted 7 months ago by lazycouchpotato to c/potatoism

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[–] iamericandre 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Baked potato

[–] Pothetato 6 points 7 months ago

I've been this baked before. He'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Poor Tom Riddle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I wouldn't have too much sympathy. He did this to himself.

[–] Diplomjodler3 11 points 7 months ago

Just eat it. It's already baked.

[–] NegativeInf 10 points 7 months ago

"Give me the stone!!"

[–] BanjoShepard 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Who left Joaquin Phoenix laying out on the counter?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

You left your SI in the link

[–] moistclump 7 points 7 months ago

You’re supposed to lean in close as it tells you it’s dying words.

[–] jelloeater85 6 points 7 months ago

You okay there spud? 🥔🙏🥺

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Looks like a dying Voldemort.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Put it back in the Cocoon, those aren't playthings you old farts!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Username checks out

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 7 months ago

Carve a hole in it, warm it slightly in the microwave and bang it.

[–] Fedizen 2 points 7 months ago

bury it

[–] abominable_panda 2 points 7 months ago

Groot looks a little tired

[–] samus12345 1 points 7 months ago