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Everett True Comics

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A place to appreciate the twentieth century comic character Everett True of "The Outbursts of Everett True." Feel free to check out the sticky.

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[–] Fredselfish 76 points 5 months ago

Mrs True knows how to shut him up. They are a perfect couple.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rolando 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I was thinking it might be a great "I Sleep / Real Shit" variant.

[–] CodexArcanum 7 points 5 months ago

I got a real "twf my soul exits my body" vibes

[–] PunnyName 3 points 5 months ago

The fact that I got an ad for a "Never Goon" T-shirt... what is this timeline‽

[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago

I like how he just perishes

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

mrs true is on a roll today 💀

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 17 points 5 months ago

She's the only one that can call him out, lol

[–] FilthyShrooms 25 points 5 months ago

Everett got fucking stunlocked

[–] kamenlady 20 points 5 months ago

He really has the hands Trump would kill for.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What is going on with baby mama's hat?

[–] PassingDuchy 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just feathers pinned to it. Was common to have overly decorated hats if you could afford it in ways we wouldn't consider fashionable today (Mrs. True's hat looks like a modern flower cake also lol). This tradition is not dead, for some modern examples check out the royal ascot races, kind of a fun/funny tradition.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Some hats even had full (dead) birds on them. It was a short lived trend as many people objected to it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

And because they ran out of birds. Passenger pigeons, for example, became extinct largely (Edit: partly. Also lots of other reasons for the slaughter, plus habitat loss. Thanks Wiki!) because they were turned into hats.

Now I'm off to Wikipedia to check whether this fact I learned in childhood is true or not. And that's why I have a donation to them on Autopay

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 15 points 5 months ago

I've probably played too much Dark Souls for this to be my first thought, but:

[–] uservoid1 5 points 5 months ago

Everett got the whole umbrella this time