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Fossil Fuel Industry Blames Global Environmental Crisis on Denver Man Who Doesn’t Recycle
(thehardtimes.net)
Fuck that guy
this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2024
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He’s making the fossil fuel industry look bad
I overlooked their decades of war, murder, and ecocide... but this... this is unforgivable!
I heard he hangs his toilet rolls facing inside too.
Absolutely the worst
Damnit Stewart!
This is like you know, a bit too real O___O
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If I point this out I get an army of angry tankies heading my way...
I think we all should still do what we can as individuals, but there's no sense shaming individuals as not doing enough when a a single company can does worse in a day than one family in a year.
Shame on that man, doesn't he know it's of vital importance to the environment to put recyclables in a separate dumpster that gets picked up by the same garbage truck before getting dumped in the same landfill? Being separated from the garbage for a few days is the only thing keeping climate change at bay!