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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] SuckMyWang 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He’s making the fossil fuel industry look bad

[–] WhatAmLemmy 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I overlooked their decades of war, murder, and ecocide... but this... this is unforgivable!

[–] PunchingWood 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I heard he hangs his toilet rolls facing inside too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Absolutely the worst

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Damnit Stewart!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

This is like you know, a bit too real O___O

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If I point this out I get an army of angry tankies heading my way...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I think we all should still do what we can as individuals, but there's no sense shaming individuals as not doing enough when a a single company can does worse in a day than one family in a year.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Shame on that man, doesn't he know it's of vital importance to the environment to put recyclables in a separate dumpster that gets picked up by the same garbage truck before getting dumped in the same landfill? Being separated from the garbage for a few days is the only thing keeping climate change at bay!