that feels like a post your reactionary uncle would share on facebook with a ton of laugh crying emojis
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2024
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Yeah, I like to eat meat, but I leave the vegetarians and vegans alone. Why pick a fight?
Because some people get food aggressive, and even a mention of a sustainable diet that doesn't depend on cruel treatment of animals get them all riled up
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This might just be me, but an exclamation point ruins this joke, and many similar ones
With no exclamation point, I read this as a very dry, very serious response, and the comedy comes from the absurdity of what's said with a straight face
When I see the exclamation mark, my brain goes "BOOMER BOOMER BOOMER"
this is the most embarrassing post i’ve seen on here
I worked with a lot of non-native English speakers and they love this stuff.
I don't understand why. I mean, I can assume.
If they're anything like me, they might be laughing simply because they get the pun.
Eh, as a native English speaker, I thought it was good. I have pretty low standards though, and I like other corny jokes like saying you're vegetarian because you only eat other vegetarians (e.g. cows).
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So much haha, let me get a minion reaction picture, brb
Facebook is that you?
How do you know if someone is a meat eater?
Upvoted for reminding me of 9gag
So controversial. Now imagine we're also laughing at the ridiculous position of the cat.
A biological food replicator would be a better option if it were available today.
Cow. Highland. Hot.
I don't think cows are special, even though they do contain important energy/data systems that can transfer to beliefs.
A cow?
Not necessarily. It would be any (dead) living organism. I'm talking about sci-fi cooking.
A cow is probably cheaper (also 1 death for five hundred meals vs so many for almost anything else, even wheat)
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