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This Vance guy is notnews biggest inspiration (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 months ago by brambc to c/notnews

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[–] Mango 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It stands for Just Dog.

[–] glimse 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah it's Jelqing Decor. I think it's French

[–] Darkard 5 points 3 months ago

I thought it was Jerkoff Davenport

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It does now.

[–] Anticorp 4 points 3 months ago

It stands for Jiant Duechebag.

[–] dohpaz42 4 points 3 months ago

Print photos of different couches or dolphins and mail them to any or all of these locations:

https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I heard that it stands for Jagged Deuce, which sounds cool at first and I was like "why is he using his initials when that sounds so badass?" but anyway my source on that is not reputable.

[–] GroundedGator 2 points 3 months ago

This guy is the new Rick Santorum.

[–] NineMileTower 1 points 3 months ago

Long live King Vance.