IDK I remember a lot of fires
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But they go out as soon as you question the logic behind it.
ohh that's what the fire department is for
"911, what's your emergency?"
"Help my house on fire"
"Please hold while I transfer you"
....
"Bikini Bottom Fire Department at your service"
"Help my house is on fire!"
"Do you have a traffic essay due tomorrow?"
"no? What's that got with my burning house?!!!"
"Is your house under water?"
"Of course it is, that doesn't change the fact THAT MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!
....[internal processing]...
Hey thanks the fire's gone!"
"You're welcome, that'll be $13.99"
If you have a fire underwater, you will be begging the universe for a local fire department.