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Caption:

My brain: Do it.

Me: Why

My brain: Just do it.

Me: Okay

Two images:

Top image is of a pen. Bottom image is the same pen dismantled with its parts neatly placed to show where the go in the pen.

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Then you play with the spring which ends up shooting across the room and into another dimension and you no longer have a pen.

[–] Anticorp 12 points 2 months ago

Sure you do, it's just much, much skinnier.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Then you take the spring from an empty pen and use that one.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I just had immediate flashbacks to taking apart every pen I could get my hands on in church service

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 12 points 2 months ago

Back in '93 I could field strip a Bic pen in ten seconds blindfolded

[–] chemical_cutthroat 4 points 2 months ago

Just hide them underneath the hymnal in the back of the pew ahead of you, no one will know your sins.

[–] slazer2au 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The calling of an aspiring bomb defusion technician.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

A: "They're giving the signal, the bomb's defused!"

B: "They were so fast as well, truly one of our best."

A: "Hold on, what are they doing now?"

B: "Are they repairing the bomb?!"

[–] mostNONheinous 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Back in Junior High, two friends and I used to speed break down and rebuild these like they were rifles or something. Had a blast timing ourselves.

[–] GlitchyDigiBun 2 points 2 weeks ago

I can field strip a G2 blindfolded. Hu-ah!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Why didn't they take the metal top off? You have to dismantle it the entire way. Amateur.

[–] taiyang 5 points 2 months ago

Ah, 90% of what I did in high school...

[–] thesporkeffect 5 points 1 month ago

I see you have figured out how to field strip your weapon. Now put it back together and see if it works

[–] toynbee 4 points 2 months ago

It worked for JerryRigEverything.

[–] lemonmelon 4 points 2 months ago

Now rig it up so that it will fire out that little plastic bit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Speed reassembly is one thing, and sourcing parts from different pens to make mixes is fun too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile I'm getting stressed when accidentally mixing up parts of two identical pens

[–] germtm_ 3 points 2 months ago

this exact model of the pen is the type i used to dismantle the most.