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[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Mf trade in exchanges all around to work on it 24/7

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Listen, if my crippling addiction to porn made me money via a gambling scheme, I’d have the wrists of a 90 year old

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

After hours trading is a thing

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Joke is that he is the american psycho?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 46 points 7 months ago

Basically. It just sounds like something Bateman would say.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 5 points 7 months ago

And now you know how far he'd go.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Being a good stock trader is like being a good Starcraft player. If you can't get up to 300 clicks a minute, you'll never break into the big leagues.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 8 points 7 months ago

Ok, now how often do I need to remember to inject?

[–] samus12345 15 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Dude is trademaxxing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago
[–] psmgx 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Buses aren't just for poor people, if that's your implication.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think it’s that they appear to be in a limo, not on a bus.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's just a screen grab from American Psycho.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Oh, so the poster is recounting a conversation he heard on the bus in person. Thanks for helping me figure that out.

[–] psmgx 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They're not, that's fair, but stock guy who is to busy to watch movies and is a Big Trader would be driving a Lexus if he was making real moves.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

You can trade on the bus, you can't trade while driving.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Tbf that's a smart way to save money