Chaos magic : witchymemes

[–] elbowdrop 40 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ok, will do. Where does she live? Or do I need to find my own crotchety old lady to bother with my devil craft?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago

I guarantee if you make enough of these for long enough, your own crochety lady will just appear. We have someone who supposedly brings up complaints about "pagan idols" (garden gnomes) at every town meeting, and our town is relatively normal and boring by most standards.

[–] BarelyTheramin 20 points 11 months ago

The wreaths summon her. No additional effort required.

[–] Mr_Blott 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My brushcutter does this all the time. IS MY STIHL POSSESSED?!?

[–] BarelyTheramin 14 points 11 months ago

Absolutely. Bury it next to a stream on a new moon, dig it back up on the full moon, then take it to a spa day with you for a full massage and sauna.

[–] Izzent 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Chaotic Good

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Or that neighbor could mind their own business and move to the real world.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Nobody is causing suffering. that person is choosing to suffer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lawful evil would be doing this to someone with severe mental health problems, like gang stalking delusions. Leaving biodegradable handmade art somewhere and laughing because a religious zealot is giving themself the vapors is chaotic neutral at worst.

[–] SuddenDownpour 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

severe mental health problems

religious zealot

I mean.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hear you, but they're not synonymous. Plenty of religious zealots are that way because it's an easy avenue for control over others, and how much they believe of their chosen religion is an open question. If it's a sliding scale of mental health issues, religious zealots are closer to 'just get therapy and deal with some shit' than 'needs medication to understand that their neighbor, mail carrier, coworker, and that random guy that passed them in the street aren't colluding to ruin their life.'

[–] SuddenDownpour 2 points 11 months ago

Plenty of religious zealots are that way because it’s an easy avenue for control over others

Fair nuance. I wouldn't diagnose a millionaire megachurch priest who has bought a private jet with the money gained from fooling people with a mental illness, but the people who stand to gain nothing but have reached such a mental stunlock that they actively fight against the evidence that they're getting abused when it's presented to them are a different matter.

[–] Jamixthedestroyer 14 points 11 months ago

I feel like both of these people have too much time on their hands, but only one is innocuous and hilarious

[–] BarelyTheramin 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Guys what the fuck. Locking this. Take a breather.

Edit: problem user removed. Carry on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I used to pick up 5 sticks of approximately equal length that were sufficiently bendable without breaking.
They can then be assembled into a nice pentagram after a few tries to stop them from falling apart and left at the side of the road.

An alternative method is to use those reed-like, long, strong "grass" to make one from a single piece instead of multiple. Those are usually smaller though

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PS: Sorry for the webm

[–] eochaid 1 points 11 months ago

Sounds on brand for Drew Mackie. Love his podcasts.

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[–] givesomefucks 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

To a religious nut job?

It's safe to say she's being a dick to people about other things if she's ranting on next door about witches

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How's this being an asshole? She's getting triggered by vegetation, pretty sure she's the one with the problem

[–] Mr_Blott 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well, to people like you anyway lol

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