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Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] Happywop 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tell me you're in a cult without telling me you're in a cult ffs!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (4 children)

So the uniform starts with gold tennis shoes, gold diapers, and now an ear bandage. The GOP sure is putting sexy on display!!! https://www.dispatchesfromtrumpland.com/post/trump-fans-wear-golden-diapers-and-more-diaper-shirts-at-jersey-shore-rally

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can we not waste medical supplies for no fucking reason?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

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[–] Username02 20 points 5 months ago (3 children)

What level of dick sucking is this?

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[–] JPSound 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

🥾😛 "look how much we love the sensual flavor of your boots, Baddy Daddy Trump. Will you fuck our wife's next, pretty please?🔥💗🔥💗🔥💗"

shout from the back "Mine first!!!"

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[–] riodoro1 18 points 5 months ago

Grown ass motherfuckers behave like teenage bieber fan girls.

And they own guns and are full of hate

[–] Freefall 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Emulation for acceptance. Kids do this. It is pathetic in adults.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Thank god he wasn't shot in the lip they'd have to wear masks

[–] Gingerlegs 17 points 5 months ago

We deserve to be wiped out by global warming

[–] upside431 15 points 5 months ago

Absolutely ridiculous

[–] Sinthesis 14 points 5 months ago

Ear diapers.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Be extra careful not to hurt your ear this week, you won't be able to bandage it

[–] XeroxCool 12 points 5 months ago

Remember that time a bunch representatives wore bandages over their assholes because it was stylish to match Louis XIV's anal fistula bandage back in the late 1600s? Seems like they really think the have the Sun King again, the self-titled center of the universe

[–] Myxomatosis 12 points 5 months ago

It must be uncomfortable wearing a fucking maxi pad on your ear all day long.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This might be the peak. I can't imagine how we'll ever have a more Not The Onion article.

Peak cult bullshit.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I came here to laugh at the ridicule of the The Onion's story, only realize, to my horror, that it's not The Onion...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

sign of love

Sounds pretty gay to me

[–] VinnyDaCat 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What was that fairy tale where people disguised their faces to look ugly in order to avoid upsetting their monarch?