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Congress Bans Roofs (www.theonion.com)

submitted 5 months ago by DxK to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

Have you seen roofs? They look exactly like Lara Croft's boobs in Tomb Raider 1. Think of the children!

[–] cabron_offsets 24 points 5 months ago

Fkn lol

[–] PunnyName 24 points 5 months ago

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

ROFL I love The Onion; the satire is so damn good!

[–] aaaa 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Honestly the alternate sites that get posted here from time to time just don't match up in writing quality.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah, the tone and quality of other sites sometimes can’t compare to The Onion! They’ve been at it for so long, they’ve mastered their voice and project it well.

[–] cm0002 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They're really having a field day with this, it's been one great article after another lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It feels so good to see The Onion living their best lives! They’ve been feeling it for the past few weeks; it’s gonna be a satire feast!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Well they are used for murder and suicide, and accidents happen all the time! If it stops even one I say. At least make it so that only licensed people can clean gutters, ffs america!