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Anon loses his virginity (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (2 children)

well, anon, by extension of that logic, every man you've ever laid eyes upon has been inside of you.

a bundle of sticks indeed

[–] Tekkip20 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hot. Very hot.

[–] Klear 7 points 6 months ago

SUPER. HOT.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

My... One does get around!

[–] workerONE 23 points 6 months ago

What a stud

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

Is that why morons keep sending dick pics all the time?

[–] psmgx 13 points 6 months ago

By that logic you bang your family every time you visit them. Hot.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

It doesn't count unless your dick is inside her. That's why dickpics were invented.