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Surely there must be another way (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/memes
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[–] thefrankring 58 points 4 months ago

Doctor is unqualified. I want expensive pills with unknown side effects for the rest of my life.

[–] Hobbes_Dent 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Whose lifestyle, Doc? Are you going to tell them for me?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

You naughty little boy

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I went in to the doctor's a year or so ago and one of the things I brought up was foot pain. They looked at my 6in heels and gave me a look, didn't even have to say anything. I wear heels less often than I want to now 😔 but the pain is gone at least

[–] TheBat 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They looked at my 6in heels and gave me a look

'Thanks for the free money' look?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

A 'do you seriously need to ask this, you ding dong' type look. I was mostly in there for other stuff that was just a quick detour

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Get a new doctor. Eventually you will get someone who will say what you want to hear.

[–] starchylemming 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

doctors are way to overbooked and overworked. people being offended by actual solutions really doesn't help.

can we have some other guy where these people can go to, to relax the system?

just some dude who tells them: hell yeah sis! its ok, eat yourself to death! here take some drugs so you dont notice your problems anymore, bye

you don't need a highly trained professional for that. cheap solution

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

i don't necessarily disagree but i think the guy you responded to was being sarcastic

[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 months ago

Mate, fatpeoplehate got banned in 2015. Move on.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I want to solve all my problems without changing anything

[–] shalva97 6 points 4 months ago

exactly, I want to be rich without having to work

[–] son_named_bort 18 points 4 months ago

The only cure is more cowbell.

[–] jaybone 6 points 4 months ago

Cat is cute.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

:<

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Lol heard that before I transitionned, but I was quite happy instead :P

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

This hits hard right now. Wish me luck I'm getting my jazz-rythm heart checked out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Like becoming rich?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah, you aren’t maxthrifting and miserpilled enough.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

And skinny!