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[–] xantoxis 45 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There's a missing 4th piece of poster board, that would be placed to the right.

It would have read:

ROOM
, YOU ASSHOLE
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I don't see what's the problem: carpet your hole for only $99

[–] experbia 5 points 5 months ago

carpet for your only hole 99c

🤔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

When you let them know about their grammar mistake and they tell you it's a spelling mistake.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 5 points 5 months ago

Proper spelling is a lost art. :(

[–] ekZepp 5 points 5 months ago

Carpet your whole for only 99$!! A steal!

[–] Emptiness 4 points 5 months ago

Maybe for people who got a full wax and then regretted it?

[–] rain_worl 1 points 2 months ago

your only carpet for whole $99?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Your whole carpet for $99

But the signs are out of order

[–] EmpathicVagrant 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That would say

Your Whole Carpet

Only $99 For

[–] Thcdenton 1 points 5 months ago

Happy amoeba noises