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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/43035

don't ever change baby you're the best

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Notice that it isn't publicly traded. I suspect that's why it hasn't enshittified.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Big part, for sure.

[–] [email protected] 111 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Truly the horseshoe crab of websites. Why change when you're already perfect?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No website, only crab juice.

[–] disguy_ovahea 6 points 3 days ago

Eeeehhh you got a men’s room in there?

[–] thermal_shock 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

my favorite MTG card. that paired with the enchantment to untap a creature for 1 mana and an ass load of counter spells... chefs kiss*

[–] db2 3 points 3 days ago

I miss pricewatch.

[–] Brkdncr 40 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not perfect. I hate searching for a thing and someone has pasted a huge keyword dictionary into their post for SEO. It’s like when I was shopping specifically for a new Chevy spark r/t and the sales rep tried to steer me into a used Malibu.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago

Flagging things like that usually leads to their removal

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

haven't had much of an issue with that as long as I hide duplicates, require posts with images, and then click on the "owner" tab instead of the dealer tab, but I live in a pretty small city, so ymmv.

[–] MoonManKipper 43 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I met my wife on Craigslist nearly 20 years ago 😁

[–] MoonManKipper 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What she was doing there she just won’t say…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
[–] ThePantser 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] MoonManKipper 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Turned out to live within walking distance - it’s funny how these things work out

[–] Psythik 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I didn't know they offer same day shipping on mail-order brides now.

[–] CoggyMcFee 20 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh wow! How long had you been married to her?

[–] MoonManKipper 1 points 1 day ago

Minus 9 months

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I love you, you're perfect, now change.