this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2024
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] Sanctus 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This post continues to haunt me

[–] over_clox 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You spelled arouse wrong

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Uh oh spaghettios.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 13 points 4 months ago

Is that a frozen spaghetti-o ban-ban?

Just like my momma used to make!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

this is what happens when you smoke bananadine

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tape it to a wall and make some money.

[–] over_clox 5 points 4 months ago

Gotta use Flex Tape, that Duct Tape shit is so played out..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I thought you're only supposed to post bad foods here?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Points for creativity, at least

[–] Alexstarfire 7 points 4 months ago

Is this really any worse than regular spaghettios?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Yep it belong here, not in the real world.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

evolution is finally catching up with science

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

satan's dildo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

WHAT THE FUCK, what kind of horrible decrepit monster does something like this. There are no excuses on this planet which justify this abomination