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[–] DaddleDew 39 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Also molten rock is more dense than the human body so you can't sink in.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago

Also molten rock is more dense than the human body so you can’t sink in

Oh but you don't know how dense that guy is.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And if you were to pour molten tungsten into it, the magma would freeze the tungsten.

[–] Moops 7 points 4 months ago

Fake news! Everyone knows it has to be MUCH colder than that to freeze. Not buying your snake oil sir. Good day!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It looks the same from afar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Me: This is why you're here, you realize.
You forgot the comma, and Americans spell words better than that UK slop.

Devil: If you weren't dead, I'd kill you. How'd you even know my grammar? This is a verbal conversation.

[–] samus12345 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Devil: "Yes, well, you forgot the comma after 'actually' and 'underground.' Bloody Yank!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think you mean "before" the so. ;-)

[–] samus12345 2 points 4 months ago

Oops, I did. fixed!

[–] Jiggle_Physics 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Random demon: Both of you fucked up the ending punctuation of the sentence. It should end with a question mark.

[–] samus12345 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

No, a period is correct. They're statements, not questions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] Jiggle_Physics 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The sentence is a question, even if rhetorical. When "you realize" is added to the sentence, you are turning it into a question, even if it is one you aren't seeking an answer for. Anyway you look at this sentence, it is asking if they realize something.

[–] samus12345 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're probably correct. It's not said in the manner of question, with a rising tone at the end, so I'd allow a period anyway because it's informal. When writing a joke, communicating tone is more important than correct punctuation.

[–] Jiggle_Physics 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah I don't actually care about grammar, and spelling, in such an informal setting, as long as I can understand what is being said. That being said, the commentary jokes are riffing on the grammar, so...

[–] samus12345 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Devil: "This is special Hell lava. Your mortal rules don't apply."

Later -

Demon: "Hey, boss, is that true about the lava?"

Devil: "No, that guy just pisses me off."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly, they go to a lake of fire and fry

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Won't see 'em again til the fourth of July

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Incorporeal soul and physical violence don't match.