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[–] ummthatguy 20 points 5 months ago
[–] wreckedcarzz 8 points 5 months ago

one late night, cruising with friends and chatting:

"you know, we should put a minugun on the prius for our getaway vehicle. defensive and economical! nobody will be able to follow us!"

and the reaction was basically [meme]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I did the local river rapids on an inflatable sea turtle the other day more or less because of a friendship like that. Also in the same day we went to the rodeo, a concert, he tried and failed to get laid at a party bar where he lost his wallet, we came upon an illegal rave riding our bicycles back and joined that for an hour, he threw his chain like a mile out from the apartments and like hell 2 drunk guys were getting the chain back on a fixie in the dark so we ended up walking the last section next to the highway.

[–] TexasDrunk 3 points 5 months ago

That sounds a lot like my younger days. I suddenly feel the need to recapture my youth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Isn't "down with the sickness" a Disturbed album?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

My bad, it's a track from "The Sickness"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I'm down if she's Down™