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Horrible Life Tips

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Masturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh. (self.horriblelifetips)
submitted 3 days ago by over_clox to c/[email protected]
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[โ€“] toomanypancakes 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can't make semen anymore, does this technique still work?

[โ€“] over_clox 5 points 3 days ago

That depends what flavor you prefer. You can always get some friends to refill it for you. You got this ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Blow a little snot in it - might help keep it right at the fill line.

[โ€“] over_clox 2 points 3 days ago

Ah, good advice, thank you!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

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