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me_irl (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by zedgeist to c/me_irl

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[–] dingus 40 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I just assume no one is ever flirting with me unless it's a creepy old man

[–] NegativeInf 17 points 3 days ago

I do the same! Then realize it at 2 am 10 years later!

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 7 points 3 days ago

There's also creepy old women.

I've had some serious "ol granny feeling up my chest" scenarios.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I also attract the silver foxes. I thought they were in the yoga classes for the ladies (or self improvement), but nope.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

your eyeballs are so nice and veiny

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I really like your skin. Its a pleasing texture.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

you smell so nice like venison

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If only 17 year old me had understood that.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 16 points 3 days ago

Don't worry, you'll forget and then go, "Ah I wish my 35yo self understood that".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

You'll probably end up on a list